Monday, September 7, 2009

Quack

I'm always disappointed when something like this happens. I was cooking dinner, potato pasta or gnocchi if you would prefer. This is a meal I have never made, so I decided that I would follow the instructions. It said one package would serve 2-3. Sounds good. It looked small but who was I to judge. Plus, I've already eaten dinner, this is just a snack.

Sure enough I cook it up, fills a plate and I finish and am STILL HUNGRY. 2-3 servings, for what? children? Was I satisfied?

In the words of Will Ferrell in Blades of Glory, "I'M NEVER SATISFIED!"

Keep that in mind Derek, 2-3 servings not enough to feed me a late night snack. THAT is the hunger of a CHAMPION!

I decided to see what my competition was eating.


Derek, there must have been an easier way of doing that

Um... No Not quite there

Well, your hitting your mouth now, but I don't think you want to eat that...



1 comment:

Derek WL said...

I'm so good, I've learned to eat through absorption.

And pffft... Gnocchi.
I eat deer that trespass on our property at 2 a.m.
WHOLE.

Watch yo' back!